![]() ![]() Please do not belittle them with your “horse-things” stuff.) ![]() My creations call themselves “Equans” and “Lupans,” respectively. But I suppose all you ever really wanted was the executive chairship. White.ĭid what we had together really mean that little to you? Even now, I sometimes think fondly on the time we used to spend in the orchard behind the academy, listening to bird-song and each other’s whispered promises. I don’t appreciate your spies snooping on me, and I must confess I’m surprised to hear you compare me to the infamous Dr. Please fill them out and return them–along with clarifications regarding the horse-things–at your earliest convenience.Īncient Academy of the Right Honourable Uplifters We have not received any paperwork from you, which I’m sure is an oversight, so I have attached the requisite forms to this netsend. White’s planet-eating mega-whales? We’re still paying that one off.) We would like to remind you that all upliftings need to be cleared for safety and sociability before any work can begin. The board has received troubling reports from a group of hyper-dolphins about your recent activities on Tau Ceti f.ġ) that you have created sentient horse-thingsĢ) that said horse-things have created a society wherein success is measured by the amount of hay stockpiled and consumedģ) that said horse-things have razed forests, drained swamps, re-routed rivers, and otherwise wrecked the planet’s eco-system in order to grow as much hay as possibleĤ) that said horse-things have, additionally, instilled a species of small dog-things with high intelligence but no free will (in direct disregard of the Academy’s charter, which flatly disallows the creation of intelligent beings for the sole purpose of servitude)ĥ) that said dog-things have begun work on interstellar travel for said horse-things
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